Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Top 5 Overrated Historical Weapons: Why They Really Don't Matter That Much

            The following article will cover the historical significance of the weapon, not its effectiveness in battle or its aesthetic value.  I will not cover a weapon simply because it is uninfluential; I will make this list up of weapons that are perceived to be history changing, when their influence was, in fact, average or inconsequential.

            5) AK-47

            The AK-47 assault rifle is nothing short of iconic.  Not just of the era that it belongs to, but to this day, it is a symbol of resistance, defiance and especially recently, terrorism.  The creator of the weapon, Mikhail Kalishnikov, once said that he wished he “had invented a lawnmower”.  I will not dispute that this weapons does have quite an impact on recent history.

            Just... not as much as entertainment has lead everyone to believe.  This one I can’t be bitter or angry about.  Part of the reason why I say this is because this weapon has such an impact on popular culture and entertainment.  Just google “most influential weapons in history” and you will find that the entire internet disagrees with me.  And I understand why.

            However, I think there are a few important questions that reduce it to an “average impact” weapon.  Does this weapon change the way wars are fought?  In a way.  It allows a relatively cheap yet effective assault rifle for any resistance/terrorist groups.  However, there were other weapons available that they could’ve used en masse.  Did the AK-47 deeply affect any of the wars it was used in?  Again, somewhat.  The AK-47’s robust design allowed it to be used well by Vietnamese fighters.  However, most would say that the Vietnamese simply made better use of terrain, logistics and information than the U.S did.  The AK-47 was also the main small arm for both sides of the Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan.  While it’s hard to judge the effectiveness of a weapon against itself, we do know that the AK-47 was not the most important weapon of that war.  The Stinger Missile Launcher was, for its portable capability to down Helicopters.  Honestly, most weapons don’t make THE difference in a war.  Organization, training and leadership are all vastly more important.  Such was especially the case with guerilla wars, were the AK-47 is chiefly featured.

            4) The Battleship

            Again, I really can’t say that the battleship was “uninfluential”.  It was.  But I think there a few big reasons why its overrated.  The battleship was quickly eclipsed by the aircraft carrier as the premier naval war platform.  The Pacific Theatre more or less proves my point.  At the naval battle of Midway, the Japanese lost four (FOUR!) of their aircraft carriers in that one battle.  How many did they bring to Midway?  Four, which was a sizable chunk of Japan’s aircraft carriers.  For the remainder of the war, the U.S. would dominate naval warfare.  This was mostly because Japan never managed to catch up in their carrier fleet.  Instead, they focused on building a lot of Destroyers, which were ironically destroyed in droves by aircraft carriers.  Add that to the fact that most battleship engagements were with other battleships.  Just like wooden warships really only engaged wooden warships.  When a weapon is constantly fighting itself, it’s hard to say that it’s historically groundbreaking, especially since battleship engagements are pretty similar in form to wooden warship engagements.

            3) Civil War Ironclad Warship

            This is a hard one to argue.  Not because it’s influential (It’s not), but because every kid who has gone through American public education has been taught that the Civil War Ironclad was the first of its kind, completely impervious and proof of America’s military ingenuity.  First of all, the Civil War was not the first war that involved substantial Ironclad naval platforms.  The Koreans first deployed the geobukseon, or “Turtle Ship”, in the late 1500s to resist the attempted conquest of Korea by Japan.  The results of the geobukseon were astonishing.  At the Battle of Sacheon, one geobukseon charged straight into a line of 13 Japanese war ships.  Who won?  The one geobukseon.  It did have a lot of support from non-ironclads, but they didn’t charge the line singlehandedly, so the geobukseon deserves primary credit. 
            In the American Civil War, there was a short period of time where the Confederate “Merrimack” Ironclad was the bane of the Union fleet.  However, only a few months later, the Union “Monitor” "defeated" it (when the Merrimack ran aground), leaving the Union with a monopoly over ironclads.  While these ironclads did play important roles in other Civil War campaigns, the North already had naval superiority since the beginning of the war.  In short, it was far from game-changing.

            2) Poison Gas

            I really, really don’t get the emphasis on this WWI weapon.  I just don’t.  Before poison gas shells, the Western Front revolved around trench warfare.  After a reasonable amount of poison gas was used… the Western Front revolved around trench warfare.  Even at the first battle it was featured at in large quantities (2nd Ypres), the Germans only gained a small amount of trench land, and while they achieved tactical victory, 2nd Ypres, like any other battle in the war, had no long term effect on the outcome of World War One. 

            I plan on being a history teacher one day, and I have to say, this weapon is barely worth a mention.  I don’t remember any of my history teachers talking extensively about it, and now I see why.  It really didn’t change anything.  At all.

            1) The Katana

            Please.  Internet.  Stop it.  I know you like Anime, but please stop.  Please.  Now that you’ve heard me plea to the cold, unhearing, uncaring void that is internet forums, allow me to talk a little bit about Japanese Feudal Warfare.

            Common myth portrays the samurai as a spiritual master of the sword who wore heavy armor and cut apart droves of whatever was in his way because his magic katana sword could cut through anything.  Firstly, the katana was not the samurai’s first weapon, or for that matter, even his second.  The first weapon a samurai would’ve used was the umi bow, which was considered just as much of an art as the art of Japanese sword play.  This makes a lot of sense; open a battle with a long range weapon, then move to a close range weapon as the enemy closes.  The second weapon a samurai would use would be the Japanese polearm, the “naginata”, which was basically a shorter katana on a long wooden stick.  While they weren’t quite as useful on the ground, they could be used to great effect while on horseback.  Finally, if things really got close quarters, a katana would be the appropriate option, given its reasonable length and greater flexibility of a polearm.  So a samurai was responsible for knowing how to wield much more than a katana.  In fact, it was probably better to know archery and horseback/naginata use than katana swordplay.

            Like all the other overrated weapons above, the katana was also of minimal impact.  Japan didn’t permanently conquer any countries until long after the katana was a significant weapon.  But to that, most katana fans would point out its superiority to every other sword in existence.  I know that the katana has plenty of upsides, but I feel the best way to debunk the infallibility of this weapon is to point out its drawbacks:

a)      The katana was NOT lighter than other swords.  The katana weighed in at around two and a quarter pounds (just over a kilogram) and was around two to two and a half feet long.  That all sounds very impressive, but not as much when a sword that preceded it by around 500 years did better.  The Viking Sword was around two pounds and was around three feet long.  And I probably don’t need to mention that there were plenty of other swords that outperform the katana in the category of weight and length.

b)      The katana has only one side.  Once again drawing a comparison to the Viking Sword, swords that have two sides, while not necessarily better than sabres or katanas, do have more options.  Imagine playing ping pong where your opponent is not allowed to use a backhand.  Now imagine you are sword fighting someone with only one side to their sword.  There’s probably a lot you know you can do, and you know there are certain strikes that your opponent won’t be able to do.  This alone doesn’t make the katana worthless, but if the katana really is the “ultimate” weapon, then shouldn’t it be able to incorporate every, or at least most combat options?

c)      The katana was a difficult to use weapon.  If you’ve never picked up a katana before (I did… once…), then I wouldn’t suggest using it in case of a break-in, zombie apocalypse, anime convention gone horrible wrong, etc.  The katana is supposed to draw its speed and cutting potential from a lever-like action used on the sword’s grip.  The swordsman starts with his top hand back and his bottom hand forward.  As he swings and guides the blade, he snaps his top hand forward and his bottom hand back.  Much like one would cast a fishing rod.  In short, the weapon becomes effective based on torque power, not muscle power.  Which is exactly what everyone imagines the weapon to be.  Everyone imagines, that since katanas are harder than diamond, (pfft.) you can just hack away at anything with reckless abandon and whatever is in your way will slowly slide to the side as it is separated from whatever it is it just cut.  In short, a trained swordsman needed to practice, practice and practice with this weapon before it became effective.  I’ve found that the easier to use a weapon is, the more influential it is.



            Thanks for reading!
                        Cameron Pribyl

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